Saturday, February 27, 2016

Color test

Purple
Blue
Green
Yellow
Orange
Red

HELP

Okay guys, help me out here for the last... well I don't know 3 weeks I haven't been blogging due to having no ideas on what to write about. Can you guys please leave a comment on what you would like to hear? Thanks for reading, BYE!

Saturday, February 20, 2016

I'm so sorry!!!

I'm so sorry that I haven't been posting anything lately and that is due to all of the school I've been having . I broke my promise of blogging every day so, I'm sorry

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Me!!!!

Hey guys! Derpy dog here and I wanted to show what I look like so,

Here I am! Yes I know I look weird
but, it was my first selfie in 2 years.

Thank you for reading!
Bye, Bye!

Monday, February 8, 2016

Thank you!

Hey guys! It's Derpy dog here and I just want to thank Noor and Dani for following  my blog. I really appreciate it beacause I know my blog is all reading but, these two girls have been sticking with me and actually taking the time to read my blog and comment on the story's I tell like "The fart."
Thank you.

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Sasha

My lovely dog Sasha the sausage 

My day at church

Hey guys! Derpy dog here with another post. Today I'm gonna talk about my day at church.
Warning if you do not like talking about this kind of stuff please get off now!
Okay, so when I got there I thought, " This is gonna be a good day.", well maybe not. Once I got in to the kids room everyone was running around , bouncing and talking. The worst part was the teacher was just standing there!
We soon got into the lesson and a boy was running around still and another boy was moving his chair everywhere and stepped on my foot. After about 2 minutes we went in the adult room and stood in front of the stage while everyone was raising their hand and screaming " THANK YOU JESUS!" . Not that I have a problem with that it's just that the music was vibrating my insides and people were shouting in my ear for 15 minutes.
We finally got back to the lesson about kindness and then she started talking about Nutella! No effence but WHO DOES THAT! Please if you are reading this I'm sorry but, we're supposed to be learning about kindness NOT NUTELLA!
We got done with lesson and the boy who stepped on my foot said, " Let's go outside now!!!". They said no but, he said it about 5 more times and then we played a game indoors called stachue and I automatically got called out. So, I sat there until the next round, and the next until ....... MY MOM CAME!!!!! :)

This has been my day at church
Bye Bye!



Bad blood lyrics

'Cause baby, now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've done
'Cause, baby now we got bad blood
Hey
Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve them
You made a really deep cut
And, baby now we got bad blood
Hey

Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you
Could be trusted
Did you have to ruin what was shiny?
Now it's all rusted
Did you have to hit me were I'm weak? Baby I 
Couldn't breathe
And rub it in so deep, salt in the wound like you're
Laughing right at me

Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times, you
And I !
( repeat )

saftey first

Hey guys! It's Derpy dog here. Today I wanted to talk to you about Internet safety . These are Wolfa's opinions : Internet safety is the best thing you can do for yourself . Internet safety is good because you will not be kidnaped or killed. It's also good so your identity will not be stolen. You will not get robbed.
These are Derpy's  opinions :
Never put your address on the Internet because someone could rob you or seriously injure you.
Be safe with the people you blog with or talk to because it my be an adult trying to get you.
If someone one the Internet asked "where do you live " or  "who's your teacher" ......DO NOT ANSWER!!!!!
XC            

Q&A

Hey guys! Derpy dog here and good morning
I just wanted to have some fun so I have
Wolfa Dudley to join me with us today!
Okay I'm gonna ask Wolfa some
Questions and she has to answer them.

1. What's your favorite candy?
Wolfa: chocolate caramel.

2. What do you do on the weekends?
Wolfa: play with my friends, watch YouTube, and eat.

3. What's your favorite animal?
Wolfa: WOLF! Duh.

4. Favorite makeup product?
Wolfa: any type of consealer.

5. What is your fav color?
Wolfa: turqoize!

6. The most fasenateing thing you learned?
Wolfa: How time goes.

Saturday, February 6, 2016

FRIENDS

My Friends
Wolfa
Dani
Noor
I know it's small but I will update it later in my blogging career.
Bye Bye!! :)

Fun little post

Hi guys, I saw something that looked fun on The Dani Jones Blog and I'm gonna do it with Wolfa Dudley so here we go! This is only 5 of the questions go to Dani's blog for the original. ;)



                                 1. Why'd you start blogging?
Derpy: I started blogging because it looked fun and I wanted to meet you guys!
Wolfa: I started it so I could get myself out there and get over my shyness.

2. When did you start blogging?
Derpy: yesterday. :)
Wolfa: last Wendsday.

3. What's your top 3 favorite blogs?
Derpy: The Dani Jones Blog, A LIttle Bit of Sunshine,and Wolfa Dudley #Nerdalert.
Wolfa: The amazing Derpy dog , The Dani Jones Blog , and A Little Bit Zof Sunshine.

4. Have you ever changed your blog name , if so to what?
Derpy: Nope, always been good old Derpy dog!
Wolfa: No.

5. Would you rather read a normal book or a book on the kindle?
Derpy: A normal book. :)
Wolfa: Same.

Cousin diaster

Dani's  cousin is over and I feel like an attention hog beacause I'm talking to Dani and her cousin is in the corner playing on her phone alone when it's supposed to be their night. I feel really bad I hope Dani's cousin doesn't see me as a "cousin stealer". Please give me advice on how to make it up to her. Bye Bye!

The fart

I promised you guys this THE FART!!! It all started when I was sitting in Wolfa's room and I farted, she looked then stared ,licked her lips and said " Nice fart!" I waited a minute and stared at her because she tasted my fart! My advice to you is never fart in front of  Wolfa.

Sup guys

Sup guys!! It's Derpy dog here and I just finished my new blog and I'm super excited to meet all you guys!! I'm planning to blog every day after school and then play basket ball with my big brother. Dani helped me with my blog so a shout out to her for helping me because without her none of this would not be possible. Thanks for listening. BYE BYE!!!😝