MY DAY #2

Hey guys it's your favorite dog here! I'm sorry that I'm posting so late, I had to help orphans. After that small story lets get on with this small summary of a story.
  First I woke up (obviously) and of course, I woke up late. After a long line of stress, my dad made us (as in me and my sister) get in the car to go to school. We were driving and my dad pulled up to a Denny's  and I'm all like,
  "What the heck are you doing?" of course I didn't say that out loud but, I thought it. Long story short we ate there, still being late.
I went to school, stayed till' 4:30 pm, my mom picked me up and we helped orphans.

                                               THANKS FOR READING!!!!!

MY DAY #1

Hey guys its your favorite dog here, and this morning I posted a.....post that stated that I, as a blogger, would post about my day every day after school so, here we go!
  The day started out FABULOUS! I got a coffee from Star Bucks and hung out with my friend in the cafeteria when, this guy come up to me and says
  "Hey,'Derpy',here's your two dollars." he said this because a couple weeks ago at my school we had a fall dance and he was starving so, he was paying me back.
   After the school bell had rung I headed to my first period class and started to get cold as if my legs were getting wet. In that period we did work (if you couldn't already tell) and I reached in my bag and it was cold and wet! My precious book was in there too, which had colored sticky notes in it for book marks. My water bottle was leaking from the water bottle coaster on the side of my backpack!!! I opened my book and carefully pulled off the sticky notes to make sure no damage was done to the book, only to find out the colored sticky notes had left the pages BLUE, ORANGE, and PINK!!!! I was so upset.
   The bell rang and class was over I was still upset about my book but I soon got over it and tried my hardest to connect to the feakin' wifi! That took forever but, that class didn't have anything interesting so, on to the next period! Next period......we got homework, YAY!!!! (not really but, whatever)
   Next was lunch! I was having fun with my friend I mentioned earlier when, I guess my money was hanging out of my pocket and fell or someone stole it because it wasn't there, and of course, I freaked out....then I lost my ipad only to find out it was in my backpack. 
   Next period was fine I just got annoyed with work. The period after that though....BOI.....WE HAD TO PRACTICE VOLLYBALL!!!!!!!! Sorry to all you volleyball lovers but, volleyball just isn't my sport.
   We're going to skip 6th period cause it was nothing special. FINALLY! We're at 7th period, in 7th period I was still trying to connect to wifi. The first time the teacher past I dodged her gaze but the second time she came around she stuck her hand in my face and said,
  "Give it."
I was mad the  entire day but, I got my ipad back 

NEW CHALLENGE!!!!!

Hey guys! It's your favorite dog here and I wanted to say I'm sorry for the lack of posts, I mean heck! It's almost been a year since I've posted!!!
To make this up to you guys, I will post everyday after school (about my day) until the second 9 weeks are over.



                                     AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU FOR READING                           

Anime

Hey guys! It's your favorite dog here. Today I wanted to talk about ANIME ( sorry Dani). First off isn't it so had to try to capture the style of the anime that you're watching to make an O.C? Secondly...WHAT THE FRIKIN' HECK IS WRONG WITH SOME OF THESE ANIMES!!!!! Oh, and Wolfa, Work harder.......😆! Sorry all the rest of you readers, it's an inside joke between us. Lastly have you seen how some of the characters are drawn? I've seen some that have huge heads and  their eyes are at the bottom of their chin. It's hilarious! Sorry if I spelled that wrong.

Thank you for reading

Bye!

New Blog!!!

Hey guys! It's your favorite dog here!
I'm sorry I haven't been blogging very much lately. It's mainly because....now, don't get mad at me but...I sorta kinda forgot about my blog.
Anyway, I wanted to tell you guys and gals that me and two of my fellow bloggers, Dani Jones and Wolfa Dudley, have started a blog together called The Derpy, Wolfa Jones.
We mashed all our blog names and our personalities together and created a goth, rainbow haired girl,who talks and fights with herself.
I know that sounds bad but we designed her to be very friendly.

Thank you for reading!!!

Main Characters

Hey guys! It's me Derpydog and I'm sorry I haven't been posting much. Today I'm going to give you a little info on my new bookish thing that I'm going to make. It's basically me writing a book but just for fun and it not being an actual book that gets published and sent to libraries, so yeah... Here are the names of the main characters, what they look like, and a little about them.

Danielle- She is a ten year old little girl with braces and medium length blond hair. She is highly intelligent and loves to read. She has three cats and her favorite color is dark purple.


Scooter- She is an eleven year old girl with glasses and medium-long brown hair. She is in the middle of  smart and stupid and loves to draw. She has two dashounds and her favorite color is medium toned pink.


Lily- She is a twelve year old girl with glasses and short dark red hair. She is smart in math and likes to listen to what Danielle likes to call "depressing music". She has a black cat and a German Shepard and her favorite color is cyan.

Hope you guys enjoyed reading! BYE!!!

Superman

Me and my girls signs

DONUTS

Hi guys, it's your favorite dog here!

Today I'm gonna talk about my dream I had last night. Okay, so I'm in a camp with my friends Felicia and Brandon and I guess we're trying out for like a talent show or something. I gave the judge a piece of paper that had like math on it or something but , all I know is that it didn't make the cut. Felicia sang a song and I started to cry because she made the cut! I guess Brandon was in an other room because I didn't see him. Me and Felicia went to the bathroom to meet Brandon. I inured Brandon 'cause he didn't talk to me and was mad. We turn the corner AND THERE WAS JOE'S CRAB SHACK AND MCDONOLDS!!!!!!! We turned around and the grass turns into tile and we're in Walmart ! I grabbed one of those big Dr. Peppers and and start chugging it down, I place it on a shelf and go INSANE! I realized that Brandon and Felicia  were checking out so I rush to get my Dr. Pepper and Brandon yells at me and then Dani woke me up!

So yeah! That was my dream. 

BYE!!!

Hi guys! You see this big sign above !

Well it's my signature!!!!!

In the beginning of the year 

Dani Jones made this for me

On her blog and she finally figured out 

A way to send it to me......BY HACKING

MY GMAIL ACCOUNT!!!!!!

But I love her as a friend 🤓

Sup guys!!! Long time no blog!🤓

It's your favorite dog! Today I'm gonna talk about OC's. If you are not firmillior OC it stands for original character. What I absolutely hate is when people look at already existing characters and take for example the hair, if you see an already existing characters and literally STEAL the style! I mean that kind of defeats the point of ORIGINAL IN ORIGINAL CHARACTER!!!!!!😡😫😤🙄😟😞😕🙁☹️Sorry I got a little carried away it just messes with my mind and makes me go CRAZY.
So yeah that's my point of view on OC's
Bye!!!

Color test

Purple

Blue

Green

Yellow

Orange

Red

HELP

Okay guys, help me out here for the last... well I don't know 3 weeks I haven't been blogging due to having no ideas on what to write about. Can you guys please leave a comment on what you would like to hear? Thanks for reading, BYE!

I'm so sorry!!!

I'm so sorry that I haven't been posting anything lately and that is due to all of the school I've been having . I broke my promise of blogging every day so, I'm sorry

AG

Me as an American girl doll. :)

Me!!!!

Hey guys! Derpy dog here and I wanted to show what I look like so,

Here I am! Yes I know I look weird

but, it was my first selfie in 2 years.

Thank you for reading!

Bye, Bye!

Thank you!

Hey guys! It's Derpy dog here and I just want to thank Noor and Dani for following  my blog. I really appreciate it beacause I know my blog is all reading but, these two girls have been sticking with me and actually taking the time to read my blog and comment on the story's I tell like "The fart."

Thank you.

Sasha

My lovely dog Sasha the sausage 

My day at church

Hey guys! Derpy dog here with another post. Today I'm gonna talk about my day at church.
Warning if you do not like talking about this kind of stuff please get off now!
Okay, so when I got there I thought, " This is gonna be a good day.", well maybe not. Once I got in to the kids room everyone was running around , bouncing and talking. The worst part was the teacher was just standing there!
We soon got into the lesson and a boy was running around still and another boy was moving his chair everywhere and stepped on my foot. After about 2 minutes we went in the adult room and stood in front of the stage while everyone was raising their hand and screaming " THANK YOU JESUS!" . Not that I have a problem with that it's just that the music was vibrating my insides and people were shouting in my ear for 15 minutes.
We finally got back to the lesson about kindness and then she started talking about Nutella! No effence but WHO DOES THAT! Please if you are reading this I'm sorry but, we're supposed to be learning about kindness NOT NUTELLA!
We got done with lesson and the boy who stepped on my foot said, " Let's go outside now!!!". They said no but, he said it about 5 more times and then we played a game indoors called stachue and I automatically got called out. So, I sat there until the next round, and the next until ....... MY MOM CAME!!!!! :)

This has been my day at church
Bye Bye!

Bad blood lyrics

'Cause baby, now we got bad blood

You know it used to be mad love

So take a look what you've done

'Cause, baby now we got bad blood

Hey

Now we got problems

And I don't think we can solve them

You made a really deep cut

And, baby now we got bad blood

Hey

Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you

Could be trusted

Did you have to ruin what was shiny?

Now it's all rusted

Did you have to hit me were I'm weak? Baby I 

Couldn't breathe

And rub it in so deep, salt in the wound like you're

Laughing right at me

Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times, you

And I !

( repeat )

saftey first

Hey guys! It's Derpy dog here. Today I wanted to talk to you about Internet safety . These are Wolfa's opinions : Internet safety is the best thing you can do for yourself . Internet safety is good because you will not be kidnaped or killed. It's also good so your identity will not be stolen. You will not get robbed.

These are Derpy's  opinions :

Never put your address on the Internet because someone could rob you or seriously injure you.

Be safe with the people you blog with or talk to because it my be an adult trying to get you.

If someone one the Internet asked "where do you live " or  "who's your teacher" ......DO NOT ANSWER!!!!!

XC            

Q&A

Hey guys! Derpy dog here and good morning

I just wanted to have some fun so I have

Wolfa Dudley to join me with us today!

Okay I'm gonna ask Wolfa some

Questions and she has to answer them.

1. What's your favorite candy?

Wolfa: chocolate caramel.

2. What do you do on the weekends?

Wolfa: play with my friends, watch YouTube, and eat.

3. What's your favorite animal?

Wolfa: WOLF! Duh.

4. Favorite makeup product?

Wolfa: any type of consealer.

5. What is your fav color?

Wolfa: turqoize!

6. The most fasenateing thing you learned?

Wolfa: How time goes.

FRIENDS

My Friends

Wolfa

Dani

Noor

I know it's small but I will update it later in my blogging career.

Bye Bye!! :)

Fun little post

Hi guys, I saw something that looked fun on The Dani Jones Blog and I'm gonna do it with Wolfa Dudley so here we go! This is only 5 of the questions go to Dani's blog for the original. ;)

                                 1. Why'd you start blogging?

Derpy: I started blogging because it looked fun and I wanted to meet you guys!

Wolfa: I started it so I could get myself out there and get over my shyness.

2. When did you start blogging?
Derpy: yesterday. :)
Wolfa: last Wendsday.

3. What's your top 3 favorite blogs?
Derpy: The Dani Jones Blog, A LIttle Bit of Sunshine,and Wolfa Dudley #Nerdalert.
Wolfa: The amazing Derpy dog , The Dani Jones Blog , and A Little Bit Zof Sunshine.

4. Have you ever changed your blog name , if so to what?
Derpy: Nope, always been good old Derpy dog!
Wolfa: No.

5. Would you rather read a normal book or a book on the kindle?
Derpy: A normal book. :)
Wolfa: Same.

Cousin diaster

Dani's  cousin is over and I feel like an attention hog beacause I'm talking to Dani and her cousin is in the corner playing on her phone alone when it's supposed to be their night. I feel really bad I hope Dani's cousin doesn't see me as a "cousin stealer". Please give me advice on how to make it up to her. Bye Bye!

The fart

I promised you guys this THE FART!!! It all started when I was sitting in Wolfa's room and I farted, she looked then stared ,licked her lips and said " Nice fart!" I waited a minute and stared at her because she tasted my fart! My advice to you is never fart in front of  Wolfa.

Sup guys

Sup guys!! It's Derpy dog here and I just finished my new blog and I'm super excited to meet all you guys!! I'm planning to blog every day after school and then play basket ball with my big brother. Dani helped me with my blog so a shout out to her for helping me because without her none of this would not be possible. Thanks for listening. BYE BYE!!!😝